Writing this book was a monumental task. It took me countless hours of slacking off at work to compile all of my writings, illustrations and far-flung theories into one place. I did have a little help from some fellow truth-stigators I met on a Koala Princess forum, Ben Levin and Matt Burnett, but most of the work was definitely done by ME! ★ Ronaldo Frybo
The above text is just, from Ronaldo's blog. But what IF I told you Ronaldo knows more than he lets on?
What if you knew that the world(, not the real one but the imaginary one you spend all your time in on the internet,) was NOT REAL?
What if the most important cartoon of the 21st century was lying to millions of loving, trusting children, who believe in Steven, their belief feeding his awesome power, and distracting from...THE SECRETS OF BEACH CITY! Well, read on, and you will see the truth..........
Secret: Rose is Lion
SOME people on the internet (you know who you are) refuse to believe, and they say that this is silly and not true, so I thought a long time about this. but I realized - maybe they just don't know as much as me, and maybe aren't as smart, and are less adept at watching Steven Universe and seeing the DEEP HIDDEN LORE that is so clearly presented, even though they have been talkign about it a lot longer than i have. So lets talk abuot the likely facts in the following section below:
Secret: Steven Universe takes place....IN MULTIPLE TIMELINES!!! Don't BELIEVE me? HARK!
the human beings who appear in the episodes you skipped, as well as Onion
Secret: Rose is Lion
SOME people on the internet (you know who you are) refuse to believe, and they say that this is silly and not true, so I thought a long time about this. but I realized - maybe they just don't know as much as me, and maybe aren't as smart, and are less adept at watching Steven Universe and seeing the DEEP HIDDEN LORE that is so clearly presented, even though they have been talkign about it a lot longer than i have. So lets talk abuot the likely facts in the following section below:
I don't know it's really weird. Here are my hypothesises:
A) Aside from being abused as a child, and a furry RPer, she's OBSESSED with Pearl, and in love with Greg, and Greg wants to be famous. Next question.
B) World peace and unity between gems and humans
C) Fear (of White Diamond, sneeple, and/or her best friends in the whole world)
D) The revolutionization of television cartoons
This is where it gets complicated....ever since █████ and █████ signed ████ ████████████ in the █████ ██ ██████ and everyone knows that ███ █████ ██████ ██████ ███ before █████████. ██ ████ ██████ ███ █████████ ██████████ ██████ ████ ███████████ because they can't ██████ █ █████████ and when C*rtoon N*twork █████ PSAs ███████ ████████ ██ ████████████ ██████ found out about the cameras? Until █████████████ ███ █████ ███████████... So Rose is ██████████ ████ and Steven ████████ ██████ ████ ████████.
So the fact that he exists ██████ ██ ████ ███████ ████ ████████ and in fact if ███ █████████, then maybe ████████ ███ ███████ - it's a bit of a catch 22 but ████████ don't want you to know that. However, the rumors of a knife are unfounded.
Who cares??? its cool its on the internet
Maybe it means that, other televisions shows will come up with new approaches to the productions and the presentations and the organizations, i think and the relationship to, the people who make it, which is to say the grunts who color fill drawings and the internet fans who do nothing but complain (fun), but I don't know, its allegedly already pretty complicated to keep track of everything, and not every story makes sense to do that with, but at the same time, i want to see something much cooler than Steven Universe someday, so I hope they do.